Guess who had an uneventful weekend. Whoops.
He decided to finally move out.
And here’s the latest episode. One day on my business card it shall say Bear Wranglin’ Camera Extraordinaire.
So according to the movie Back to the Future Part II, by the year of our lord 2015 there are supposed to be 19 movies in the Jaws franchise. As of January 2014, there are only 4. I personally see this as an enormous travesty, which is why I’m calling on the internet to rectify this grievous mistake.
I challenge the geek community, the web community, the YouTube community, the film community, the time travel community, the hypothetical Jaws community, and the local community college to answer my call and create 15 new JAWS feature-length movies before October 21st, 2015.
According to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, American Film Institute, and British Film Institute, a feature film has to be at least 40 minutes long. So even if your film is 40 straight minutes of a rubber shark floating quietly in a bathtub, it still fulfills what I am asking of you in the challenge, and it is still probably a more entertaining watch than Jaws: the Revenge.
So grab your camera phones, a bucket, and that inflatable shark you bought at the dollar store, because it’s showtime. Live-action, stop-motion, puppets, pencil animation, CG, piss on film- it doesn’t matter how you create the movie! Just go and make the 2015 of Back to the Future II a reality.
Signal boost, if you please!
Can this get its own tumblr? My friend and I have already started working on a couple of nonsensical scripts: Robo-Jaws, Jaws 18: Quint’s Revenge, and so on.
I call this one:
Psychotic fiancée & Huge Mistakes
How I Spent My Eternal Summer with a Mail Order Bride.